Jokes

JOKES This section as you can see is about jokes. Not the typical joke like: What does a fish say to another fish? Nothing, because they do not speak. These jokes are going to better than that! TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:Here... More

JOKES This section as you can see is about jokes. Not the typical joke like: What does a fish say to another fish? Nothing, because they do not speak. These jokes are going to better than that! TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:Here it is. TEACHER:Correct. Now class,who discovered America? CLASS:Maria. Well, I know it wasn’t so good but here is a very good one: POLICEMAN:Where do you live? KID:With my parents. POLICEMAN:Where do your parents live? KID: With me. POLICEMAN:Where do you all live? KID:Next to my neighbor’s house. POLICEMAN:Where is your neighbour’s house? KID:If I tell you,you won’t believe me. POLICEMAN:Tell me. KID:Next to my house. I know, I know it was so funny you’re laughing AND FOR THE END THE BEST JOKE EVER I’M GONNA ORDER A PIZZA 5 MINUTES BEFORE NEW YEAR AND WHEN IT ARRIVES I’LL TELL THEM “I ORDERED THIS A YEAR AGO.” I’ll leave it there. This was my best joke. I promise the next magazine is going to be better. I'll see you in our next iss Less