TWO AND A HALF BLACK MEN – “Pilot”
Half hour single camera sitcom
Written by Rodney Ohebsion
INT. JIM AND LISA'S APARTMENT - DAY
The doorbell rings in a small apartment. LISA
(48, half black, half white) opens the door to
reveal RAY (24, a quarter black /...
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TWO AND A HALF BLACK MEN – “Pilot”
Half hour single camera sitcom
Written by Rodney Ohebsion
INT. JIM AND LISA'S APARTMENT - DAY
The doorbell rings in a small apartment. LISA
(48, half black, half white) opens the door to
reveal RAY (24, a quarter black / three quarters
white, over-the-top stereotypical black / hip
hop personality.)
RAY
Your baby boy is home. With a
college degree.
He holds up a diploma.
RAY
Tadow.
LISA
Very nice. You look like a
college graduate. Sort of.
RAY
Sort of?
LISA
Your diploma says you
graduated from college.
She points to a Malcolm X tattoo on his arm.
LISA
Your tattoo says you graduated
from prison.
RAY
What are you talking about,
mamma? This is a tattoo of
Malcolm X. He's
an intellectual.
LISA
Mm Hmmm. He's an intellectual
when you're reading his books.
He's not an intellectual when
his face is hanging out on
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