Paycheck Pinatas
My cousin Bob is a mailman--and he's really serious about it, like some sort of
mailman fundamentalist. "What's my email address? It's Bob @ 123 Oak Dot
Street, Los Angeles, California, not-on-a-damn-computer-or-iPhone, 90056.
Mail belongs...
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Paycheck Pinatas
My cousin Bob is a mailman--and he's really serious about it, like some sort of
mailman fundamentalist. "What's my email address? It's Bob @ 123 Oak Dot
Street, Los Angeles, California, not-on-a-damn-computer-or-iPhone, 90056.
Mail belongs in a box or envelope--not a freaking e." I wanted him to see this
really funny cat video I have on YouTube. But since he's anti-email, I just sent
him my my cat in a box with a laser pointer. Then Bob sent them back with a
note and a Korean man. The note said, "That cat did some hilarious shit when
I moved a laser near him. Thumbs up. Dude--you gotta see this Korean guy do
the song 'Gangam Style.'"
Mailman is a job where you don't really get much appreciation. "That freaking
mailman's always late. I wanted to get my mail at 11:00, and he delivered it at
12:00." And the next day... "That freaking mailman is always early. I wanted to
send something at 1:00, and that son of a bitch got here at 12:00." Even if he
gets there at both 11:00
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