Protestant Dictionary

(n) Ebenezer A ritualistic stone scripted with a seasons prayers, pleas, thanksgivings, thoughts and regrets by the ancient Jews which, when set around their houses and gardens, reminded them to pray. 1. Summer-Fall The hands on the pews beaded in summer... More

(n) Ebenezer A ritualistic stone scripted with a seasons prayers, pleas, thanksgivings, thoughts and regrets by the ancient Jews which, when set around their houses and gardens, reminded them to pray. 1. Summer-Fall The hands on the pews beaded in summer sweat. The whiskey whispers fall off the praising tongues of the Presbyterian choir filling the sanctuary and beating on the stained glass window that a bird hit last week leaving dead feathers and when the congregation saw it’s blooded feathers we said oh, dear and poor soul and then climbed into our pickups and minivans and forgot and left to eat a Sunday feast of Mexican food and rest. Sabbath naps are Biblical. 2. Winter-Spring… Less