Seven Jimmy Cats
I assured myself again that I was completely alone.
Gingerly, I sat on the
corner of her popcorn-and-perfume-scented bed and allow my tingling fingers to reach
out and open that sacred journal, again, to page one.
I never really...
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Seven Jimmy Cats
I assured myself again that I was completely alone.
Gingerly, I sat on the
corner of her popcorn-and-perfume-scented bed and allow my tingling fingers to reach
out and open that sacred journal, again, to page one.
I never really understood it but
maybe if I read it one more time.
“Things I Wish I Never Knew:
1.
People are selfish almost always.
2.
Shaking hands does matter.
Damnit.
3.
Wine hangovers are miserable.
4.
Puppies shit behind things ‘cause they feel guilty; you wont find it until it smells.
5.
Friends really do come and go.
6.
Neti Pots absolutely suck and bring you nosebleeds NOT relief.
7.
Attraction and love are different.
REMEMBER THIS ABOVE ALL.
8.
Joy is clicking add to dictionary in Microsoft word.
9.
If you can make it through Taco Bell kisses, morning breath will be a breeze.
10.
Be jovial, it’s a choice and a side effect of living in daily adventure.
11.
Make sure that your family knows…”
I pause because I think I hear foo
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