1.
Poop in the engine.
Bellman was out driving one day
when the car stopped.
He could not understand it in any way even though he tried every trick he could.
A tow truck came and collected the car.
It took just ten minutes before the mechanic at the...
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1.
Poop in the engine.
Bellman was out driving one day
when the car stopped.
He could not understand it in any way even though he tried every trick he could.
A tow truck came and collected the car.
It took just ten minutes before the mechanic at the workshop
came out and said that the car was fixed.
Bellman was very surprised that it was so easy to fix it.
- Eh, was it not worse than you could fix it in ten minutes? Bellman said.
-Oh, just shit in the engine, the mechanic said.
-Aha, said bellman amazed, and how often do I have to do that?
2.
How to sink an Norwegian submarine.
Do you know how to sink a Norwegian submarine?
- No.
- You swim down to it and knock on!
Do you know how to sink it again?
- No!
You swim down and knock again.
Then the Norwegians open and says:
- No, this time we didn’t buy it!
3.
WC brush.
Runar and Vegar stand and talk:
- I bought a toilet brush yesterday, says Runar.
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