OLD ONE BUT STILL NICE……….
**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
*"Hello? **
** Hi honey.
**
**This is Daddy.
**
**Is Mommy near the phone? **
** No, Daddy.
**
**She s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
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OLD ONE BUT STILL NICE……….
**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
*"Hello? **
** Hi honey.
**
**This is Daddy.
**
**Is Mommy near the phone? **
** No, Daddy.
**
**She s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
** But honey, you haven t got an Uncle Paul.
**
** Oh yes I do, and he s upstairs in the room with Mommy,*
**Right now.
**
Brief Pause.
* Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy s car just pulled into the driveway.
**
** Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.
**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.
**
** I did it, Daddy.
**
** And what happened, honey? **
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn t moving at all! **
** Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul
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