Bill Doumar presents
A “GOOD NEWS” NEWSLETTER FULL OF FUN AND INTERESTING FACTS FOR YOU OCTOBER 2009
Funny Bone
Murphy was
an optimist…
Here are some laws that seem to
govern everything that could possibly
go wrong in life:
• Any technical problem can be...
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Bill Doumar presents
A “GOOD NEWS” NEWSLETTER FULL OF FUN AND INTERESTING FACTS FOR YOU OCTOBER 2009
Funny Bone
Murphy was
an optimist…
Here are some laws that seem to
govern everything that could possibly
go wrong in life:
• Any technical problem can be solved
if you have enough time and money.
Corollary: You never have enough time
or money.
• When you ask your husband to pick
up five items at the grocery store, and
then you add one more as an
afterthought, he will forget at least two
of the first five.
• Most pay raises are just large enough
to raise your taxes and just small
enough to have no effect on your takehome pay.
• Food that starts out hard will soften
when it gets stale.
Food that starts out
soft will harden when it gets stale.
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