Top 10 Reasons Why: UK Military Can t Win A Battle
10.
UK Military? What s that?
9.
"If we have tanks? Sure we do, we have this dude hitting a massive 60 dmg/hit.
Oh, I just can t wait for the day when we can afford to buy him weapons!"
8.
Since they...
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Top 10 Reasons Why: UK Military Can t Win A Battle
10.
UK Military? What s that?
9.
"If we have tanks? Sure we do, we have this dude hitting a massive 60 dmg/hit.
Oh, I just can t wait for the day when we can afford to buy him weapons!"
8.
Since they switched alliance so many times, they can t remember on which side
they are supposed to fight.
7.
Because the military is so bad, it s more economical to leave them at home in UK
then to buy them moving tickets to a battle.
6.
Because when their Hungarian general screams "Támadásra!", which means attack,
they think it means "Retreat!" [Google Translate]
5.
Nah sorry, that was a lie.
They did understand the meaning, they just got scared
and ran away.
4.
Chickens does not have fingers to hold or fire a weapon with.
3.
Because they don t throw grenades, they throw eggs.
2.
Because Hungary s and Indonesia s presidents are sleeping, so no one is left to
pull the strings on the puppets.
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