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Things you would never know if it weren't for the movies
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Things you would never know if it weren’t for the movies…
• Large, loft apartments In New York City are plentiful and
affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
• One of a pair of twins is Evil.
• Should you decide to...
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Things you would never know if it weren’t for the movies…
• Large, loft apartments In New York City are plentiful and
affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
• One of a pair of twins is Evil.
• Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry about which
wire to cut.
You will always choose the right one.
• It doesn’t matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts.
Your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one… dancing around in a threatening manner until
you have dispatched their predecessors.
• When you turn out the light to go to bed, every thing in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
• Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their
enemies using complex machinery involving fused, deadly
gasses, laser, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will
give their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
• It is easy to land a plane, provided that there is someone in the
control tower to talk you
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